Q: Are you blogging again?
A: Yes.
Q: For how long?
A: Dunno.
Q: Are you looking for help?
A: Yes.
Q: Why the hiatus?
A: Case of lazy bastarditis.
Q: Why are you back?
A: I’d rather not have a blog that is Teh Suck.
*Note:* No one has actually asked any of these questions.