N Korean Humor

“Un-ironic humor”:http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSSEO19597520070508 from Pyongyang.

Reuters reports that North Korean Lieutenant-General Kim Yong-chol got recent bilateral North -South military talks rolling with the following:

Bush…goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.

A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.

“We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery,” say the children.

“Why is that?” he asks.

“Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we’ve done.”

Kim said he read it on the internets…

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